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Just saw Thor 2.
Here is my review:
Malekith’s braids were on point, whoever did his hair needs to give me their pager number because I got cousins who would pay them top dollar to hook them up.
I can’t help but imagine Malekith before the movie with an afro sitting between an elven lady’s legs getting his hair combed and braided, they probably use some really nice all-natural elven hair products. “I’m about to set some shit off but best believe I’m gonna look good while I do it though, my shit is gonna be tight.” Probably taking break in the middle and having a half fro/half braided head. You think Malekith is tender-headed and complained and winced the whole time? “Malekith hold still! The more you move the longer this is going to take!” You think Malekith wore an elven equivalent of a do-rag around the house after he got his hair done? I’d like to think that there moments off screen where Malekith pats his head because his braids are itching.
I’m really hoping for a deleted scene on the Thor 2 dvd that delves deeper into Malekith’s braid’s origin. Or like a making of the hairdo featurette. While we’re on hair, I was not impressed with Thor’s hair, or any of the other Asgardian’s for that matter, Fandral and Frigga seemed to be the only Asgardians that put any time into their grooming. The rest of them really need to work on their hair game. I kinda liked Loki’s grieving in his cell look though, like a dark haired pale Kenny G, but he totally pulled off. Was a little disappointed that he didn’t stick to that look.
There’s a 2nd after credits scene in Thor 2 where Thor returns to Jane Foster. So now that Thor is obviously going to be chilling on Earth (or Midgard as he’d put it) with Jane Foster, learning how to be in a relationship with a human woman, I’m speculating (or hoping) that having a woman in his life will mean that the next time we see Thor his hair will be looking really nice, perhaps he’ll also have a nice outfit that Jane picked out for him. His Asgardian suit is awesome of course, but it doesn’t hurt to have a little variety in your wardrobe. I want to see Thor switch it up.
Hair aside, I want to say that Heimdall is fucking badass. You know Odin’s gotta love Heimdall, otherwise he would’ve lost his job by now, he’s a black guy who keeps breaking the rules at work.
Uh, as for the rest of the movie it was pretty cool.
That’s my Thor 2 review. Go see it, Malekith’s hair is great, it’s worth the price of admission. Movie stills and trailers don’t really do his hair justice. Definitely recommend this movie on that basis.
I love the hair comments! Here’s what he looked like before the braid:
(See this post for the source of this image, and an explanation of sorts)
reblogging because i need to learn and my mom has a sewing machine exactly like this one
Reblogging in case some people want to learn a new skill/distraction :)
Reblogging because sewing is great for cosplay and it’s nice to be able to sew your own clothes too!
Very relevant for Lolitas as well
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