As The Wheel Turns
This one time, when he was zapping stuff, Cyclops had to stop because he was getting some of his brooding emotions in his eyes. During this moment of weakness, the left wheel on Professor X’s wheelchair went Rogue as signified by the white streak down the middle of it. It ran over Cyclops and absorbed his powers of being kind of a jerk. And then Professor X never got to do anything cool ever again because his wheelchair turned into an asshole.
Lo, for Ashley is an awesome writar.